Monday, February 14, 2005


the following formal statement will establish the core values of the club


we are good sports. we encourage fellow members to attempt without fear of failure. it often goes with the territory.


we are not that active. but we can talk it up.

*partake in as diverse an array of activites as is possible.
*tell good stories about said activities, preferably with photographic evidence.
*push the boundaries of acceptable activities and encourage peers to push them with you. it might not even seem like an activity, don’t let that stop you…
*create a platform to exchange ideas & stories about current and future activities.

we recognize enthusiasm; regardless of skill or talent to be the most attractive feature in all aspiring activities club members.

despite our own questionable abilities, we admire these attributes in others.
ingenuity, style, stamina, resourcefulness, skill, creativity and charisma.
though if you get too clever we’ll probably kick you out. ha.

subterfuge, it’s actually all about the great t-shirts and accessories.


Blogger MintaSpew said...

What about grabbing a tractor tyre and cruising down the millstream, better done as a duet.
Love hoola hoops me bin trying to do 2 at once. Otherwise skipping is fish jump into my dish.

3:24 PM  
Blogger rhymes with pony said...

man i wish i had enuf guts to join this club but i am so piss weak. But how about get 10 people position yourself around on a busy street, brunswick or smith st an obvious choice, all just going about your business acting real natural, like you dont know each other, and then break into a choreographed musical routine (tapdancing? singing? dance moves) and confuse the shit out of people before just going back to doing nothing much. maybe in a supermarket.

6:17 AM  
Blogger rhymes with pony said...

good manifesto p.s.

6:17 AM  
Blogger hell said...

yay rony, just right and i'm dragging you into it when i see you next we are gonna do it. i reckon a supermarket is good. fuck brunswick street. and i hope you will still have the mucho handsome mustasche.

11:57 AM  
Blogger kranki said...

*knock knock*

11:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who's there?

12:13 AM  
Blogger black rebels said...


12:14 AM  
Blogger danno said...

...but i aint black and i aint a rebel...can i just be an activity?

5:43 PM  

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